What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 07:10

Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
So they tried
Can relationship issues cause depression?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
No go.
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.